Traditional Martial Arts B.S.?
2005
Karate B.S. On The Street
We (some students and myself) attended a basic karate class recently. The class was being taught by a young Black Belt instructor, while Sensei and us “visitors” watched and also spent a little time in the office, talking local martial arts politics and tossing stories and gossip around. We were thoroughly engrossed in our visit, when the class was in their “cool down” phase. All students attending were either kneeling or sitting cross-legged on the dojo floor. This period is used for questions and answers beside acclimating the students from training phase, back to the cooled down and ready to go home phase.
We were stopped abruptly when a new student, chimed in with the question “I know that karate is good for you and helps your balance, strength and stamina. It is total B.S. in a street fight though. I’ve seen lots of black belts get their butts whipped by street fighters without any training at all. For real self defense, you’d be better off with a stun gun or a telescopic steel baton and not rely on all these fancy moves that don’t really work in a street fight.”
Being the ranking belt in the building, and of the same style being taught at this particular school, I felt obligated to “front off” this newcomer immediately. This was a very sturdy college sophomore, standing about 6′1″ and 220 lbs.. Quite a handful at first glance and his face had “smart ass” written all over it. I asked him on what basis he would ask a question (more like make a statement) like that. He said “when I was growing up in Detroit, all of my buddies were into karate of some kind, but I played football since some of them were black belts and all of us would spar outside for hrs. taking turns with different partners. None of them Black Belts gave me any trouble at all. I could beat any one of them.”
I asked him how old he was when this happened and he said he was in High School. I pointed out to him that he was using his athletic skills to overcome his buddies martial arts skills since they had to be in their formative stages of physical and martial arts skill levels. He just looked at me kind of blankly. I explained that when little kids train with us for a long period of time and know all of the requirements, we issue them a JUNIOR Black Belt, expiring on their 18th birthday. This was more an acknowledgement of their hard work and development since joining us and not to be confused with adult ranks where you have to be able to fight as well as teach and train. Looking blankly at me I invited him out on the floor.
You are more than 30 yrs younger than I am, in much better or fit condition. You are bigger, stronger and faster than I am right? He answered “yeah probably”. I told him to fight me, to bring your best out right now – we’re going to street fight! After anticipating a possible calamity he begged off and said he didn’t want to fight me, but I insisted, and insured him that I at least would completely control anything I did and all he had to do, to back up his proclamation, was to come out and beat me up!
The encounter was very brief. He hunched into a fighting stance (I guess) and started circling me trying to find an opening. I wouldn’t “protect” but merely turned with him, facing him in a fully open and casual stance. The groin kick would come soon, and it did – from his back leg (right side). As his knee rose to launch the kick I leaned to my right and delivered a hard (but controlled) cut kick to his left supporting leg and down he went. After nursing the thigh for a moment he was back up and I could see in his eyes – visibly po’d. He assumed his posture again and circled. Having some fun I adopted a side fighting stance and moved with him, looking for the moment that both feet were flat. It only took seconds for that moment to arrive, and I quickly launched a front kick to the groin (usually this part is a feint) and continued to roll my hips over to flip the leg into a round kick to the head, all in one smooth action. Just as I had practiced the combination on the heavy bag for over 30 yrs. but this time his groin was so wide open that both kicks in the combination hit hard and down he went again. He was alright he said but was too sore to continue.
I explained to the class that the age and color of belt doesn’t matter, only practice and more practice matter. The combination I have attempted to describe is extremely difficult to master for several years but if done long enough is easier than riding a bicycle. I also apologized to our student if any of my kicks were to hard and he graciously responded that they weren’t. I asked him how he felt about street fighting an old karate man like me? He answered “it was a lot different than when we were kids sir”. I appreciated his well mannered response and encouraged him to train hard and soon he could try out some of our other senior Black Belts. He immediately said laughingly, “NO WAY”, and we all had a great laugh and a good lesson. Never assume! Know!

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