Doing research for an upcoming post on new State Gun Laws, I found this disturbing bit of information plastered everywhere.

WARNING! The following information may cause you to laugh or cry! Of course this would be determined by your moral and ethical beliefs. Personally, I laughed since I have rarely seen such flaming ***holes as the Bush family men, in public service positions since “Dick” Nixon, claimed “your President is not a crook”. Ok Mr. Nixon, I believe you, you’re not a crook….go away now please!

Apparently Jeb Bush has borrowed a phrase first coined by his Daddy,  Geo. SR.  After an hour long ceremony naming Rep. Marco Rubio, R-West Miami, as the 2007-08 House speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium in the House chamber last week and told a short story about “unleashing Chang,” his “mystical warrior” friend. Alright! Sounds like fun!

He actually said this before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians: “Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.”

“I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life (choc-o-lax). He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.” Bush then revealed a “golden sword” and gave it to Rubio. “I’m going to bestow upon you the sword of a great conservative warrior,” he stated, as the crowd roared.

Please try to picture Jeb Bush with a “semi-invisible” Samurai warrior standing staunchly at his side, with a single teardrop running down his cheek – probably still “working through” his misconduct in the Bush vs. Gore election where FL emerged like a smiley face with a black eye and a guilty blush in his yellow cheeks. Just for your info, General Chang was the slightly deranged Klingon starship trooper, who fought Capt. Kirk while quoting Shakespeare in Klingonese. I’m sure this was lost on most attendees. Nice one Jeb, “D-” for originality buddy!

It was mentioned from several sources that the crowd, “could be excused for not understanding Bush’s enigmatic foray into the realm of Eastern mysticism”. They were probably all bused in from area senior facilities, and for the rest of the political stiffs – they were the types who smile and clap whenever the speaker pauses and strikes a great pose. You know the ones – at political functions – they’re the morons in the little, round, white, faux straw hats – decorated with red, white and blue. You’ve seen them – human applause machines that roar and clap vigorously as the speaker looks embarrassed, squirms around, then squints into the lens with a very serious look and tone of voice – then lies his arse off to you! Tomorrow night he’ll give a similar speech to your opposition and the charade repeats itself.

I have an invisible warrior that I unleash in “hard times” named Wang. He is getting more and more disappointed at my failures, but I spoke to him, and he assures me that a few little blue pills will suffice as a peace offering.

Can you believe these guys? I’m in awe at the gullibility of the American public, never failing to let me down at every turn, buy into this B.S. then elect and follow these types of cheese heads! I would apologize for this waste of space, but as the Bible says “for he who has ears, let him hear”, well can’t you hear anymore America?